Posted by: WebJefe | June 23, 2008

Who Needs Sex?

Tune: Three Blind Mice

Who needs sex?

Who needs sex?

It’s no fun

It’s no fun

You chase after women and what do you get?

You grumble and fumble and break out in sweat

You wake up at midnight just deeper in debt

So who needs sex?

Who needs sex?

Who needs sex?

Who needs sex?

It’s no fun

It’s no fun

You meet a new woman and go on a date

You hug and you kiss and you think that it’s great

She gives you blue balls and you masturbate

So who needs sex?

Who needs sex?

Who needs sex?

Who needs sex?

It’s no fun

It’s no fun

He grunts and he gasps like he’s on long run

He’s in for a minute then he squirts on your bum

Then he falls asleep as soon as he’s done

So who needs sex?

Who needs sex?


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