Tune: Three Blind Mice
Who needs sex?
Who needs sex?
It’s no fun
It’s no fun
You chase after women and what do you get?
You grumble and fumble and break out in sweat
You wake up at midnight just deeper in debt
So who needs sex?
Who needs sex?
Who needs sex?
Who needs sex?
It’s no fun
It’s no fun
You meet a new woman and go on a date
You hug and you kiss and you think that it’s great
She gives you blue balls and you masturbate
So who needs sex?
Who needs sex?
Who needs sex?
Who needs sex?
It’s no fun
It’s no fun
He grunts and he gasps like he’s on long run
He’s in for a minute then he squirts on your bum
Then he falls asleep as soon as he’s done
So who needs sex?
Who needs sex?
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