International Hash Hymn

Tune: Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

I looked over Jordan and what did I see?

Cumming for to carry me home

A band of angels cumming after me

Cumming for to carry me home

CHORUS:

Swing low, sweet chariot

Cumming for to carry me home

Swing low, sweet chariot

Cumming for to carry me home

I’m sometimes up and sometimes down

Cumming for to carry me home

But still my soul feels heavenly bound

Cumming for to carry me home

If you get there before I do

Cumming for to carry me home

Tell all my friends that I’m cumming too

Cumming for to carry me home

(repeat with variations: humming and motions only, silence and motions only, double-time, various celebrities style, etc.)