There’s a game called 20 toes,
It’s played all over town,
The women play with ten toes up,
The men with ten toes down, down, down, down, …

To the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It”
There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There’s a dozen on my cousin
I can hear those fuckers buzzin’
There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off

To the tune of “I’m a Little Teapot”
She’s a little sexpot
Short and squat
Here are her handles
Here is her twat
When she gets all steamed up
Hear her shout
“Bend me over
And eat me out!”

(Female version)
We’re glad you’ve finally shut up
You’ve finally quit your bitchin’
So drink your beer, get out of here
And get back in the kitchen
(Male version)
Now you’ve finally shut up
You sorry son of a bitch
So drink your beer, get out of here
You make my asshole itch

To the tune of “The Yellow Rose of Texas”

When it’s incest time in Texas
And there’s no cunt to be found
Your mother’s in the bathroom
With her panties halfway down
No time for masturbation
No time to beat your meat
When it’s incest time in Texas
Mother-fucking can’t be beat!

I like Titties and I like Beer.
I like women without any fear.
That romp and run and bring them near.
Oh Yea, I like Titties and I like Beer

Tune: Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

I looked over Jordan and what did I see?

Cumming for to carry me home

A band of angels cumming after me

Cumming for to carry me home

CHORUS:

Swing low, sweet chariot

Cumming for to carry me home

Swing low, sweet chariot

Cumming for to carry me home

I’m sometimes up and sometimes down

Cumming for to carry me home

But still my soul feels heavenly bound

Cumming for to carry me home

If you get there before I do

Cumming for to carry me home

Tell all my friends that I’m cumming too

Cumming for to carry me home

(repeat with variations: humming and motions only, silence and motions only, double-time, various celebrities style, etc.)

Tune: Oscar Meyer Wiener Song

Oh, he has a really tiny little wiener

And he keeps it in his hand all day long

‘Cause no chick wants his tiny little wiener

That’s why he always plays with his dong

Tune: Frere Jacques

We’ve got virgins

(We’ve got virgins)

At our Hash

(At our Hash)

Gonna get ‘em drunked up

(Gonna get ‘em drunked up)

Down the hatch

(Down the hatch)

Tune: Looney Tunes Theme

Your Father’s into leather

Your Mom’s on LSD

Your Grandpa’s always plastered

Your Grandma pushes tea

Your Sister wears a mustache

Your Brother wears a dress

Hey there fellow Hasher

You’re perfect for this Hash