Posted by: WebJefe | June 22, 2008

Gay Factory Worker

From Rodney Carrington

He’s a gay factory worker from the South

He’ll take what you pee out of and put it in his mouth

He works all day with a great big small

And carries a large lunch pail

After work it’s off to the bar

Where he meets his boyfriend Dale

He’s a gay factory worker from the South

He’ll take what you pee out of and put it in his mouth

Mmpph Mmph…

Posted by: WebJefe | June 22, 2008

In Her Day

From Rodney Carrington

She’s seen a lot of dick in her day

I said miles and miles of pecker have come her way

Hey she knew ‘em

Hell she blew ‘em

And for fifty she’d even screw ‘em

Lord, she’s seen a lot of dick in her day

Posted by: WebJefe | June 22, 2008

Hasher Caught Peeing

Tune: Friends In Low Places

Well we caught you on route

And to us there’s no doubt

That you are as guilty as sin

We all were seeing

When you were peeing

You thought you were safe ‘hind the trash bin

Well you were surprised

And then you surmised

That soon you would have to drink down

Now we toast to you

And hasher wait till we’re through

Before you drink down you down down…

Posted by: WebJefe | June 22, 2008

My Beer Has A First Name

Tune: The Bologna Song

My beer has a first name

It’s P-A-B-S-T

My beer has a second name

It’s B-L-U-E

Oh I love to drink it everyday

And if you ask me why I’ll say

Cause Pabst Blue Ribbon has a way

With H-A-S-H-I-N-G

Posted by: WebJefe | June 22, 2008

Take It In The Rear

Tune: Heartbreak Hotel

Well since your trail sucked balls

You’ll have to drink a beer

Get in the circle with your cup

Or take it in the rear

Your trail really sucked hard

Your trail really sucked hard

It sucked so much you will drink it down down down…

Posted by: WebJefe | June 22, 2008

Off The Wagon Again

Tune: On The Road Again

Off the wagon again

Just can’t seem to stay on that wagon

Running shiggy trails and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon

So I guess I can’t stay on that wagon

Drunk off my ass again

Running trails in the blazing sun

Chasing Hares who have lost their way again

And I’m Hashing and drunk off my ass again

Off the wagon again

Like a bunch of Winos we chase after some flour

We love to drink and run

And since we’ve meet, we’ve been running our Happy Hour

Happy Hour

Off the wagon again

Just can’t seem to stay on that wagon

Running shaggy trails and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon

So I guess I can’t stay on that wagon

Posted by: WebJefe | June 22, 2008

Use Some Gum

Tune: Piano Man

Drink down your beer for you crime on trail

Drink it down like my cum

Keep it down, don’t let it shoot out

Remove the taste with some gum

Drink it down down dddown

Drink it down drink it down drink it down

Posted by: WebJefe | June 22, 2008

Whip It Out At The Ballgame

Tune: Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Whip it out at the ballgame

Wave it round at the crowd

Dip it in peanuts and Cracker Jack

If you like you can give it a whack

‘Cause it’s beat your meat at the ballgame

If you don’t cum it’s a shame

For it’s one, two, you’re covered in goo

At the old, ball, game!

Posted by: WebJefe | June 22, 2008

Drink Two Beers

Tune: Looney Tunes Theme

We drink two beers in the morning

We drink two beers at night

We drink two beers in the afternoon

It makes us feel alright

We drink two beers in times of peace

We drink two in times of war

We drink two beers before we drink two beers

And then we drink two more

Posted by: WebJefe | June 22, 2008

My One Skin

Tune: My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean

My one skin hangs down to my two skin

My two skin hangs down to my three

My three skin hangs down to my foreskin

My foreskin hangs down to my knee

Roll back, roll back

Please roll back my foreskin for me, for me

Roll back, roll back

Please roll back my foreskin for me

My body lies over the ocean

My body lies over the sea

My father lies over my mother

And that’s how they created me

Roll back, roll back

Please roll back my foreskin for me

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